Frequently asked questions
What is Do Nothing?
We’re more than merch — we’re a lifestyle and a philosophy. At Do Nothing, you can literally call our state-of-the-art AI to… well, do nothing. No pressure, no tasks, no motivation. Just a place (and a brand) that reminds you it’s okay to pause, chill, and exist. 🛋️
Can I buy Do Nothing merch?
We’re more than merch — we’re a lifestyle and a philosophy. At Do Nothing, you can literally call our state-of-the-art AI to… well, do nothing. No pressure, no tasks, no motivation. Just a place (and a brand) that reminds you it’s okay to pause, chill, and exist. 🛋️
Can I call more than once?
Yep. Call as much as you want. We’ll still do nothing, just like always. 😎
Can I return something?
Nope. No returns. No exchanges. We literally do nothing. ❌
Can I contact you for help?
The only way to "contact" us is by calling the AI number. There's no human, no email, no phone support — just this AI doing its thing. 🤖🛋️
Do you have a chatbot?
Yep. It's as lazy as us — it does nothing useful. Chat at your own risk. 😏
Why should I care?
You shouldn't. But you do anyway. Welcome to the club. 🛋️